Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home....

Q: What do they call Pastors in Germany? A: German Shepherds...

Q: How do you make Holy Water? A: Get regular water and boil the devil out of it....

Q: Who was the greatest financier in the bible? A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation!...